Need a little stress relief? Terrie Andrews and team understand the stress of buying and selling a home! For years, Terrie has clipped her favorite jokes and witticisms.
"According to a news report, a certain private school in Alabama recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of the young girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all the lip prints were causing the custodian a major problem in having to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirrors with it. Since then, there have been no prints on the mirrors.
THERE ARE TEACHERS, AND THEN THERE ARE EDUCATORS."
This Fun Friday brought to you by broker, Rich Cosner who daily adds education, innovation, and good humor into his office: A wife shoplifts even though she doesn't have a need for money or a want for food. She stole a can of peaches. The judge found her guilty and then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She responds, "six". The judge says, "Then you must spend six days in jail, a day for each peach stolen." The husband in the court room jumps up and says, "She also stole a can of peas." LOL
For all my single friends... For all my married friends...I hope you have equity. Happy Friday!
Login to Facebook to see this one. We think Jeff Foxworthy is also on to something if you feel broke after buying a home!